5 responses to “Pre-ten-tious: (adj) See Below”

1. 

   lll

   Jan 25, 2011, 6:46:00 AM

   I LOVE TEH FACES!! :D

2. 

   A

   Jan 25, 2011, 3:15:00 PM

   i like that said pretentious individual is ambiguously gendered. male? female? neither? my BEST guess is that it is none other than the: lesser snub-noseicus mac-bookitus, aka the "common purebred pretentious."
   
   (read in pokedex voice for best effect)
   
   these are a non-gendered form of human. so wholly pretentious is the common purebred pretentious that over time it has in fact turned asexual and can therefore reproduce with itself, so long as it is nourished with copious amounts of the finest starbucks coffee.

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   A

   Jan 25, 2011, 3:17:00 PM

   also, helvetica

4. 

   lll

   Jan 25, 2011, 5:50:00 PM

   I will never understand how hipsters can stay so calm with a continuous supply of caffeine in there systems.
   
   Just one cup and I get all jittery like a crackhead in withdrawal.
   
   ..but I still drink it.
   
   LIKE A BOSS/CRACKHEAD.
   THE END.

5. 

   rachel xs

   Jan 25, 2011, 6:11:00 PM

   the androgenism (totes not a word) was intentional. THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME? SKINNY JEANS AND PLAID HAVE NO GENDER BIAS

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