I had a dream in which this happened. It seemed a whole lot funnier while I was asleep; I was all "heh heh heh! they were ALL CONFESSING! wasting time in the investigation! oh those wimmin. so funny!"

Also: I drew the detectives correctly in the first panel, and then I couldn't draw them right again. so sad. nuanced characters are not my strong point haha.

Also Also: WHAT SHOULD THEIR HAIR LOOK LIKE UNDERNEATH THEIR HATS? I was not prepared for this, obviously